Jokes

April Showers

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

When asked to write a paper on what he was thankful for on Thanksgiving little Timmy wrote:

What sound does a space turkey make?

What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

What key has legs and can’t open doors?

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?

What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?

Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?