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From RaeAnn, age 10, Oklahoma, USA

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

From Chelsey M., age11, Chatham, Ontario

When asked to write a paper on what he was thankful for on Thanksgiving little Timmy wrote:

From Doug L., a parent, San Diego, California

What sound does a space turkey make?

Anonymous

What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

Anonymous

What key has legs and can't open doors?

Anonymous

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

Anonymous

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

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